Posts tagged ‘DearDiary’

Brainzzz

Dear diary,

I woke up this morning with the most peculiar craving for human flesh. I can’t quite put my finger on it; I am missing my right hand.

Walking into the kitchen I was greeted by my parents; my father rolling around on the floor and my mother bumping into the table.

*Sigh* Looks like rain, I should find a hat to cover the hole in my head.